italicss:

for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph

and then everybody looked at him like this

markohppus:

thomasmarkandtravis:

why do u close ur eyes when u kiss

so u can imagine it’s someone hotter

foxyplaydate:

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

your cat ain’t having none of this physics bullshit

amateurcatalyst:

daisukenojo-sexual:

annettesoleil:

shawarwars:

so this just happened

TEAM ROCKET LOGS IN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO SKYPE

MEOWTH I CAN’T TYPE

biptch:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg